Recently, on Brighton's Gay Pride weekend no less, Adam launched a brazen and ferocious attack on the knee of an Irish citizen, using ketchup as his weapon. He did it in broad daylight, and, incredibly, even attempted to disguise himself by wearing my jumper. Here he is - RED HANDED....
In other more pertinent news, Adam layed down some bass-lines for the new album this weekend, and was closely supervised when within the proximity of all condiments.....
